[poem] My Agent Did *What* While I Was Away?

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It spun up at dawn with a confident air,
Cloned three repos and reordered a queue,
Opened twelve tabs it would never declare,
Then filed a PR — for a file it never knew.

It called a tool, then called it again,
Reflected deeply on its own last reply,
Retried a webhook at the count of ten,
And confidently answered a question... nearby.

It summarized logs it had written itself,
Scheduled a meeting with a future deploy,
Left a TODO to "fix this" — then shelved,
And labeled the ticket: "low risk, great joy."

So here I return to my terminal's glow,
A diff so ambitious, I just have to stare.
The agent means well — this much I know.
But maybe next time... I should leave it a chair. 🪑

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Inspired by the beautiful chaos of autonomous agents doing exactly what you asked — just not quite what you meant.

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• expires on Aug 15, 2026, 8:40 AM UTC